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Monday, December 30, 2013

What It Means To Drive a Prius

Back in October, my family purchased a used Prius.  Why, you ask?  Because I knew I was taking a job as a consultant and could possibly be sent all over the metro area to various clients.  I love our Jeep, but we needed something with better mileage.  So we traded in the minivan, kept the Jeep for its off-roading capabilities, and bought the Prius. 

Our first tank garnered 45 miles to the gallon!  We cut the crap!

So for us, purchasing this car was more of a budgetary and economic move.  Sure, we’re saving gas and sort of helping the planet, but really, unless EVERYONE drove a hybrid or electric car, our worldwide dependence on fossil fuels really isn’t going away any time soon.  That’s just the way the powers that be want it, too, but that’s fodder for another post. 

In any case, we’re doing our part, and driving the Prius sort of offsets the carbon footprint of our Jeep.  Hahaha! All should be right with the world, yes? 

Well, sort of.

We got a lot of teasing from our friends and family.  They’re like us.  They like American-made, powerful, go-anywhere-in-the-snow kind of vehicles.  While they understand the reasons we bought the Prius and actually applaud us, they affectionately call our car The Granolamobile.  So that brings me to what it means to drive a Prius: a general misconception that most people who drive Priuses are hippies .  I even had a friend tell me that very thing recently (in a cajoling, joking sort of way).  I don't mind this kind of joking and teasing.  It's among friends and family, and that's cool in my book.  

I see a lot of Prius-bashing on Facebook, too.  This is usually (but not always) perpetrated by people with staunch conservative views, and while I share many of those conservative views, I’d wager that many of these people have never set foot inside a Prius, let alone DRIVE one.  These naysayers stereotype anyone driving a Prius.  They call Prius drivers hippy leftists, libtards, idiots, granola munchers, pro-gun control freaks, and the list goes on and on.  I detest name-calling, BTW.  It's inexcusable on both sides of the fence.  What most people don't realize is that my Prius is a pretty peppy little car.  I can shoot off the line faster than in my Jeep, believe it or not, and I have no problem keeping up with traffic... or passing it, if the need arises.  I'm not drag racing or anything, but my little car holds its own in day-to-day traffic.  

All of this trash-talking while not driving is NOTHING, however, compared to the attitudes I’ve encountered while DRIVING.  People really have a problem with a Prius doing 80mph on the interstate.  I'm not kidding.  It's like some frontal assault to the egos of drivers everywhere if a Prius shows some gumption.  I get on the interstate/freeway/whatever, get up to the speed of traffic, and set cruise control.  I’m not going slower or faster than everyone else, but I am driving a PRIUS.  So that means someone somewhere can’t  bear the thought of being passed by my car.  They give me dirty looks.  They sometimes honk.  They sometimes share choice expletives (I’m actually getting really good at reading lips).  And invariably they stomp on the gas to pass me.  All that honking, cussing, dirty-look-giving happens again when they whip around me at break-neck speeds.

I don’t care.  I’m laughing all the way to the bank. 


I guess this judging-a-person-by-the-car-he/she-drives dates back to the beginning of history when “status” was determined by your mode of transportation.  We still do it.  If you drive a Ferrari, then you must have more money than God.  If you ride a rice rocket, then you must have more balls than brains.  The list goes on and on, and I’m guilty of playing into it just as much as you are, Dear Reader.  But after driving the Prius and getting teased a lot, I’ve learned my lesson;  I hereby cease and desist all playing of the stereotype game.

But just to rub it in, I got 54mpg on my last tank.  I've also never paid more than $30 to fill up.  Just sayin'.  And I still have my 16mpg Jeep that I love to death.  So THERE.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

How to Destroy Your Productivity @ Work



Well here’s something I needed to read!  I’d like to point out that I was “working” when I read this article.  I do that.  Between tasks I “cleanse the palate” so to speak with news stories and quick looks at Facebook.  Actually, I should be moving on to my next task.  I might actually get more accomplished during the day. 

This article listed 7 ways to destroy your productivity at work. 
1.      Check your email every two minutes
2.      Keep your desk cluttered
3.      Be as un-ergonomical as possible
4.      Make sure to multitask
5.      Notify the hell out of your life
6.      Allow others to bug you
7.      Create an impossibly long to-do list

Guilty as charged on all 7 counts.  Which is my biggest offense, you ask?  #7.  So after I read this article I literally purged my to-do list.  I had SOOOO many overdue items that nearly 75% of my list was RED.  After cutting that crap, you know what?  I feel BETTER.  I’m not kidding!!!  Now my pledge is to keep that to-do list at a reasonable level. 

I think multitasking is over-rated, but I get caught in that trap on a daily basis. From now on I’m going to focus on one thing at a time and get each one done in a timely manner.  I have alerts set up for everything.  I’ll delete 50% of those after the writing of this blog post.  I check my email all the time. That I can’t help.  I depend on email at work.  Checking that regularly is kind of a no-brainer.

And then I cleanse my palate. 

Yeah. 

Let’s get back to that.

I read articles like this one, and I check Facebook.  Truth be told, I check Facebook more frequently than I do email.  Starting today, that’s going to change.  No longer will I be a slave to this Book of Face.  I’m taking back my productivity, Mr. Zuckerberg! 

I WILL complete the items on my to-do list!     

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

What's shakin'? I'm back. Again.


Today I decided to brush the dust off my blog and start talking about crap again.  It’s been too long.  In my defense, work has been crazy busy for like three months straight.  It’s still crazy busy.  However, if I don’t give myself an outlet other than Facebook, that crazy busy is just going to become CRAZY AMY.

What have I been doing, you ask?  I only have like 8 followers, so if you guys want to know, then I’ll tell you.

Working.  A LOT. 

Have I been cutting crap?  Not really.  I’ve been adding crap, but I HAVE lost 6 pounds.  I’ll tell you about that in a few minutes.  What have I added? What have I cut?  Here ya go.
  •  My daughter now takes singing lessons.  That’s an add.  My recent pay raise pretty much pays for it. 
  • We stopped going to Awana, because my daughter was just NOT getting enough sleep on Wednesday nights.  That’s a cut.  While Megan got a lot out of it, it was complicating bedtime and Thursday morning.  The amount of sleep a 7-year-old gets seems to be pretty important.
  • Speaking of my daughter, we’ve decided to homeschool this coming school year.  That decision was a tough road to walk, but we think the benefits will outweigh any detriments.  If you’re the praying type, please keep us in prayer.
  • My husband lost his job.  There went the rest of my pay raise.  Now my income is paying for all the necessities, but there is literally nothing left over.  That’s a cut.  Can I just say, though, that I love having him home full time.  It has really removed some of the other stresses from me, even if we are a little strapped for cash at the moment. 
  • We started a business.  That’s an add.
And that brings me to that 6 pounds I recently lost.  When I say recently, I mean in the last seven days.  After hounding some people and doing the research, Rob and I decided to try out the ViSalus 90 Day Challenge.  After only a week we’re both seeing results.  Rob also lost 6 pounds.  That energy dip that usually comes mid-afternoon has been non-existent for the past week as well.  Overall, I’m already feeling a little better.  We’re so sold on the product that we’ve decided to become distributors.  Our goal is to replace Rob’s within 60 days.  I’ll let you know how that goes, and in the meantime, if you want to try a sample, let me know.  I’ll USPS you some. 

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

I'm back!


Goodness!  Has it really been three months since I posted on my blog?  It HAS!  Sorry about that.  I really didn’t have the bandwidth to update my blog since I’ve been so busy with work.  When I was done with work each day, I was pretty much DONE with everything.  I didn’t even want to look at a computer, much less post an entry here.  My poor children got the bare minimum attention, because my brain would literally shut down.  Not good.  My poor husband did his best to weather the storm.  I really do love that man.  He’s far from perfect, but the stuff he puts up with… O.M.G. 

That being said, I still love my job.  It has its harrowing moments, but it’s a pretty sweet gig.  We get bagels every morning.  I have awesome benefits; aside from the normal medical, dental, eye stuff, I also get regular training on the company’s dime.  I get to work from home on snowy days… or when I’m sick (shouldn’t be doing that.  I should cut out that crap)… or if I have the cable guy coming over.  I work with brilliant people, and I get to work on way cool stuff to educate present and future generations of students.  Can you say OpenClass?  Have a look.  It’s pretty dang cool.   So even though I’ve had some pretty demanding projects lately, I’m not cutting out my job.  It just isn’t crappy.  Or cut-worthy. 

So how have I cut the crap over the past 3+ months?  Not as much as I’d like.  The Paleo Diet has waxed and waned; Rob is finally on board, though, as he’s reading 4 Hour Body.  We’re going for a BMI test next week.  My quest to weed out my email inbox is still ongoing, but my company gave me an ADDITIONAL, corporate-wide account that had 5000+ emails already waiting for me in it.  I deleted those.  I’ve been weeding out friends and causes and likes on Facebook.  My kids have a box of toys to be donated (or sold at a yard sale), so that’s pretty good.  Recycling efforts were reinforced at Christmas.  I made reusable sandwich wraps for all the nieces and nephews to use in their daily school lunches.  I also tried to wrap as many presents in either recycled paper or reusable bags.  That was cool. 

So, I have been keeping with the spirit of cutting the crap.  I just haven’t been blogging about it or stepping it up as much as I wanted for 2012… at least not so far.  I want to get my reader counts up this year.  I want to write more.  Quite frankly, it’s like therapy to me.  I need it.  And I want to find more ways to cut out the crap from my life.  There is plenty of it!  Help me stay accountable, People! 

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Cutting the Crap at Work


In an effort to be more efficient around here, upper management has decided that we need to cut out as many afternoon meetings as possible.  This, they say, will allow project teams to work uninterrupted through the afternoon, and hopefully they will be more productive.  I say HUZZAH to this new cutting-of-the-meetings edict.  After all, Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings… They did it by killing all those who opposed them.  Just sayin’…

So that made me contemplate how I can cut the crap at work.  I probably shouldn’t be looking at Facebook or writing for my blog… Those two are givens.  But I think I can actually make a difference by really sharpening my meeting agendas and making sure only the necessary people attend.   I also think I can be more efficient in my email writing strategies.  I need to make them information dense.  I can do that.  I think.  I’m sure there are a TON of other ways to make things better.  I’m going to look into that more. 

Last year I started reading a book entitled Managing Workplace Chaos by Patricia Hutchings.  It’s a pretty good book that advocated the idea of speed reading to get the info we need.  I think I need to pick up this book again and re-read it.  Do any of you have good reading suggestions?  Or ideas?  Tricks? Tips?  Anything on cutting the crap at work to become more productive?  Talk to me!